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The Barbie moment

This entry is written on a lighter note. And actually just a bit of humor on a cold Saturday! This past Monday, I walked through our house, on a mission as always. Dressed and ready to leave to go to Cross Fit.

Somewhere while getting dressed, I looked at myself in the mirror and decided that the fat roll around my waste, that is making sure that I am exhausted from exercise, is due to all the milky coffees (and rusks) that I consume – more the coffee than the rusks I might add. I really try NOT to consume rusks daily! But with my exercise clothes on I decided it does not look that bad, if I am allowed to like and complement myself.

None the less, I walked to the kitchen to pack my cooler bag with Herbalife products – CR7 for the sore muscles and Protein shake to help repair the microscopic tears caused by exercise. Yes, apparently that is what happens when you exercise. You tear your muscles. So THAT is probably also part of why you feel stiff and sore?

This together with something else that I, for the life of me, cannot remember from matric Biology. Something like anaerobic (I used Google translate for this one so I hope it is right and in context) respiration. Yes, I think this is the term. Where was I? Oh yes, on my way to the kitchen. I walked past my son (13 years of age). We smile at each other and he says: “Mom, you look like a Barbie!”

For an ever so slightly millisecond my heart was pounding proudly in my chest. I thought to myself  – the exercising is WORKING!!! It was merely a figment of my imagination that I have a little fat roll from too much coffee and rusks!!! And just as quickly as what that moment appeared it dissappeared again. Going up in smoke so to speak. Poof just like that.

Like a balloon that briefly touched a thorn – that is how this moment was shattered. My son continues, he says “Mom, the stuff on your eyes makes you look like a Barbie! What is that on your eyes?” Oh my WORD!!!!! it was my MAKE UP all the time that made him think of a Barbie and literally NOTHING ELSE!!! I had an appointment with a client that day and put more make up on than what I normally do.

So now you know how I experienced a Barbie moment. Was nice while it lasted but I recon I must work a bit more by doing more core exercises, hopefully that will work away the coffee and rusks displayed around my waist. A six pack seems too much to try and achieve, because it starts in the kitchen they say. And I love lekker food too much to get a Barbie body with a six pack.

I know in real life, the proportions of a Barbie is not like that of the toy doll, (they are way off apparently) but that is not what I am looking at here when I think of a Barbie…I think of all the clothes that just fit when worn and of course, the perfect make up that goes with it. And the hair. Do not forget the hair!

Die Barbie oomblik
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Die Barbie oomblik

Hierdie inskrywing is op ‘n ligter noot. En eintlik maar net vir ‘n bietjie humor so op ‘n koue Saterdag! Laas Maandag loop ek deur die huis. Op ‘n mission soos altyd. Reg aangetrek om te gaan Cross Fit.

Iewers toe ek aantrek kyk ek weer vir myself in die spieël en besluit die vetrol wat my so uitput by oefening is te danke aan my melkkoffie (en beskuit) inname – seker meer die koffie as die beskuit reken ek want ek probeer regtig NIE elke dag beskuit eet nie. Maar toe my oefen klere aan is, toe lyk dit nie te sleg nie, as ek nou myself kan like en komplementeer.

Nie te min, ek stap kombuis toe om my koelsakkie met Herbalife produkte te laai – CR7 vir die seer spiere en Protein shake om die spiere wat mikroskopiese skeurtjies kry te help met herstel. Ja, dis blykbaar wat gebeur as jy oefen. Jy skeur jou spiere. So DIS seker deel van hoekom dit styf en seer is?

Saam met nog iets wat ek nou vervlaks nie uit my matriek Biologie kan onthou nie. Iets soos anaerobiese respirasie. Ja ek dink dis die term. Waar was ek? O ja, oppad kombuis toe. Ek loop verby my seun (13 jaar oud). Ons glimlag vir mekaar en hy sê “Mamma, jy lyk soos ‘n Barbie!”

Vir ‘n vlietende vlugtige oomblik klop my hart breëbors hier binne my. Ek dink by myself – die oefening WERK!! Ek het my net verbeel dat ek ‘n koffie en beskuit magie het!!! En net so vinnig as wat ek hierdie oomblik beleef het, word hy gebars.

Soos ‘n ballon wat op dorings val verbrokkel my oomblik wat ek beleef het. My seun praat verder, hy sê “Mamma, die goed op jou oë laat jou soos ‘n Barbie lyk! Wat is dit op jou oë?” Oh my WORD!!!!! Dis toe al die tyd my GRIMERING wat vir hom soos ‘n Barbie lyk en letterlik NIKS ANDERS NIE! Ek het daardie dag ‘n afspraak met ‘n kliënt gehad en toe meer grimering as normaal aangewend vir daardie doel.

Nou ja toe, ek het ‘n Barbie oomblik beleef die week. Was nice while it lasted maar ek reken ek moet maar nog so bietjie core oefeninge doen om die beskuit en koffie magie weg te kry. ‘n Six pack sien ek nie voor kans nie, want dit begin in die kombuis hoor ek die slim mense praat. En ek hou maar te veel van lekker kos om ‘n Barbie lyf en six pack te kan hê.

Ek weet in regte lewe is Barbie se proporsie glad nie so goed uiteengesit soos die speelding nie, maar dis nou glad nie waarna ek kyk as ek dink aan ‘n Barbie nie….ek dink aan al die klere wat net pas wat sy aantrek en natuurlik, die perfekte grimering wat saam met dit gaan. En hare. Moet nie die hare vergeet nie!

The Barbie moment